Happy birthday sadstronaut ilu

"If you want to learn what someone fears losing, watch what they photograph."

—Unknown (via thexpotent)


I don’t know if you noticed (obviously you didn’t) but the hanger doesn’t go that way. - A novel by retail workers.

And the sequel:

How many fucking times am I going to have to refold the jean wall.

The view getting out of the car at my house today



No one else finds this AT ALL disconcerting? Not even a little bit?

Here’s why there is no media coverage, folks: because the media literally can’t get in there.

I got asked out in the poptart isle of target today

I said I had a boyfriend but I kinda regret it now huh

damn financial aid people havent come through with my money yet because theyre “backed up” like alright but im not going to be able to take classes this semester because of them? A friend of mine has the same issue like this is community college people cant just pay out of pocket for classes until the money comes through to reimburse we dont have that to pay for classes.  

Still the best cup ever tbh

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part 2


im sorry dunderbutt i cant do that but i can draw u this masterpiece instead

@sadstronaut this is by far the best thing youve ever drawn.

"where the heck is my hard camo" is a thought i had today

Someone came into my work today who looked JUST like Todd from breaking bad it was worrisome

I was going to sleep tonigh but I found a project runway marathon so looks like that’s not happening ever


watch this at .5x speed